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coughloop:

JFK and Abe Lincoln were killed by the same bullet after it popped through Abe’s chest it buonced off the railing and ricocheted around America for 80 beautiful years before lodging itself firmly in Kennedy’s thick russet potato dip shit skull

tarabarschina:

Izzy Hands is such a gay little creature, flouncing around with his little sword and his big blouse, all aquiver with rage. girl same

derinthescarletpescatarian:

kingscrown666:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

zwoelffarben:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

wielderofscythes:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

I can’t wait until my sense of taste is back. This cup of tea tastes like hot water. :(

Don’t worry, that’s normal for tea.

#girl all your post have ‘tumblr heritage post’ vibes like there’s so much 

Tags that make me indecisive about whether I should be flattered or horribly offended

My senses have returned and tea tastes normal again.

So, like hot water then?

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But it feels like it should have 10,000+

I do not like how this site weaponises the reblog mechanism against innocent bloggers

ginger-ale-official:

dankmemeuniversity:

If these guys ran straight at a tornado it would flip a U-ey and RUN

reallycoolsoup:

captain-lovelace:

“Resources for writing realistic injuries” no. I want to beat my characters to shit and I don’t care where the blood they’re coughing up is coming from. Like in anime.

All the punches give the character tuberculosis

menfucker:

quick what’s ur opinion on tea. everyone who sees this is obligated to answer in some way

menfucker:

quick what’s ur opinion on tea. everyone who sees this is obligated to answer in some way

guerrillatech:

regularlesbian:

cummunismkillls:

Girl what am I being sold here?

Solidarity

dankmemeuniversity:

thickness-protection-program:

steveyockey:

Staff just raided my house